Hah!

[dxmachina]

Wm. Shakespeare's Five and Twenty Random Things Abovt Me

Sometimes I Feele so trapp’d by iambic pentameter... Does that make me a Freake?

Comments

[alterjess.livejournal.com]

Sometimes when I am Stvck for a rhyme, I new-mint a Worde because I jvst want to get the Damned script ovt the fvcking doore.

HAHAHAHAHA!!

[larisa57.livejournal.com]

I do not vnderstand all the Fvss over Currants. Sure, they are both sweet and Small, but must they bee added to EUERY FVCKING MEAL these days? Yestermonth, found I currants in a Tarte of Spinnedge. I meane come on, People. Seriovsly.

Hee!

...and now, a spinach tart with currants sounds pretty good.