Daddy, I've Got Cider in My Ear...

[dxmachina]

Hideki Matsui got married yesterday.

This was apparently about a week after he made bets with both Derek "Sky Masterson" Jeter and Bobby "Nathan Detroit" Abreu that he would marry before either of them.

But it seems to me that in focusing on Jeter's and Abreu's sticky earlobes, the media have missed the real story here — Matsui's new bride is apparently a cartoon character.

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[stephl.livejournal.com]

At the gym after work, the TV was on "Pardon the Interruption," and they were talking about Matsui whipping out the pencil sketch of his alleged wife, and wondering if he locked her up in an attic already.

[dxmachina.livejournal.com]

There are so many places one can go from that picture.

the cartoon

[(Anonymous)]

kinda liked MINE better ... j/k, great to see you again - here's to Mets-Dodgers in May!