Filks

[dxmachina]

Just posting these for posterity, because I like them. Both had sort of limited distributions. The first is about the LA F2F, and was posted only a few hours before the big crash of the Phoenix.

I Love L.A.

Hate gray New England,
It's cold and it's damp,
And I can't wait to get away now...

We've done Chicago for our face-to-face.
That town's nice, but this Buffista wants
A little sunshine...

Flyin' in to the Burbank Airport,
With meara, Pete and Jilli at my side,
Super Porny Pants' comin' in from New York,
We come from far and wide.

Let's pick up Dana,
Put her with Fay,
Crank up the theremin, Jon,
Let's make the music play.

We're gonna party till we just can't party no more.

We've got Nutty and Consuela,
We've got Scrappy and aurelia,
Jen and Shawn are very happy,
Because shrift is slounging with Burrell,
And looks like ita's on her way.
I love L.A. (We love it!)
I love L.A. (We love it!)
We love it!

Hey look, it's Emily,
Hey look, it's Plei,
Hey look at Hec over there, man,
He's here with JZ.

Look at these women,
There ain't nothin' like em nowhere...

Laura and Allyson (We love em!)
Teppy and Jessimoon (We love em!)
Theodosia and Susan (We love em!)
Deb G (We love em, we love em!)
We love L.A.!

Perkins and Erika (We love em!)
Aimee and Java Cat (We love em!)
vw and SA (We love em!)
Kat G (We love em, we love em!)
We love L.A.!

I love L.A.
(We Love It!)
I Love L.A.
(We Love It!)
I Love L.A.
(We Love It!)

(to the tune of "I Love L.A." by Randy Newman)

I wrote this one for the flealet.

For Evelyn Claire

I know there's things you never you've never seen before,
It's time to get out, time for you to explore,
You've been in hiding for much too long...
Welcome to the world,
You darling little girl.
Come on and show your curls,
You darling little girl.

You know your mother, she loves you very much,
So does your daddy, you'll find that he's a soft touch,
So nap today, and nap tomorrow, as well,
You've lots of time to cast your charming spell...
Welcome to the world,
You darling little girl.

It's a wonderful life that you have before you,
With a doting family who will all adore you,
They will help to guide you through life's tangled courses,
Their love will make you strong as a team of wild horses.

I know there's things you never you've never seen before,
It's time to get out, time for you to explore,
You've been in hiding for much too long...
Welcome to the world,
You darling little girl.
Come on and show your curls,
You darling little girl.

(To the tune of "You're A Big Boy Now" by John Sebastian)

Heading for NJ tonight, so will probably be mostly gray. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

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[makaidiver.livejournal.com]

Awww! Sweet!