Jun. 23rd, 2008

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Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits... (and tits doesn't belong on the list, man...)

RIP, George Carlin.

I know most of Carlin's early albums by heart.

Muhammad Ali. Muhammad Ali. It's a musical name. Muhammad Ali.

He's back at work again. The Government wouldn't let him work for awhile. Of course, he has an unusual job — beating people up. It's a strange occupation, but one he's entitled to, I suppose. The Government didn't see it that way. They wanted him to change jobs. They wanted him to kill people. He said, "No, that's where I draw the line. I'll beat 'em up, but I don't want to kill 'em." And the the Government said, "Well, if you don't kill 'em, we won't let you beat 'em up!"


And then there was his take on baseball and football:

Baseball and Football... )

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