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DXMachina in Shot Till You Drop

In this heart-stopping rollercoaster, dxmachina (Jackie Chan) is a naïve hitman with a problem. He has to get to veejane (Liv Tyler) before his archenemy, la_perkins (Meg Ryan), brainwashes her. Wasting no time, he brings down a subterranean warehouse, just as the opening credits finish. Watch this movie if you like rubbish!

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